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Regiment 9th/12th Lancers
Year 2013
Transcription 48 REGIMENTAL JOURNAL OF THE 9TH/12TH ROYAL LANCERS (PRINCE OF WALES'S)
With the intelligence gathered from our respective recces, we
were able to successfully mount a claymore ambush against the
enemy General’s convey and essentially save the world from tyr-
anny, starvation and mass destruction. We all felt pretty good
about that.
Sadly the feeling of achievement and self satisfaction did not
last as we were ambushed on our return to our Viking longboats
by small arms fire. We were forced to split up and individually
make our way to the emergency escape and evasion extraction
point “LISA” which was approximately 14km away. After a few
more hours of electric fences that were both impossible to see
in the dark and strong enough to stop a raging bull, and a few
navigational errors, the entire patrol was reunited at the extrac-
tion point. Feet slightly wetter, and stomachs more than slightly
emptier, we had survived and would live to recce the forces of
darkness another day. Ex BLUE HUSSAR was a truly fantastic
experience for all of us who were kindly invited to attend. A
huge thank you to Maj Lars Bo and all of the Patrol members
who made the exercise such a joy to take part in.
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Ex DYNAMIC VICTORY
n chilly mid-November, thirty Battlefield Casualty Replace-
ment (BCR) personnel from A, B and HQ Sqns were tasked
to support Ex DYNAMIC VICTORY. The final exercise for Of-
ficer Cadets at the Royal Military Academy Sandhurst (RMAS),
this was to be staged — for the first time — on Hohenfels Training
Area in Bavaria under the ever-watchful eye of the US Army.
The exercise had a multinational dimension with Danish cadets
joining their British peers and an American OPFOR working
hard to frustrate their best laid plans. Throughout the exercise
we were taken aback with the quality of the American Training
Area; whilst the buildings in the villages were no more substan-
tial than those in Copehill Down on Salisbury Plain, the detail
on the inside was remarkable: racks upon racks of clothes and
other goods in markets, computers and fax machines in offices
and fully furnished and decorated houses were the norm.
Our task was to play the role of the civilian population in the trou-
bled and war-torn village of Kittensee, a tangled mess of simmer-
ing discontent, shifting loyalties and tribal nepotism. Thus we had
to cease to be a highly-disciplined, razor-sharp band of fighting
Lancers, and instead become a rag-tag bunch of thuggish malcon-
tents, venal government officials and long-term unemployed drift-
ers. It was perhaps alarming how seamlessly we made the switch.
Troop Seniors were promoted to Tribal Leaders and Village El-
ders, and 2Lt Randle was given the ‘Gucci’ job of leading the
local insurgency with a bespoke Small Arms and IED Team to
control. After a day spent exploring our new home and buying
baseball bats and American footballs in the PX, we were ready to
go. The first objective for many was to positively identify Offi-
cer Cadet Harnett, the only future 9/ 12L Officer on the exercise.
If he had hoped to slip through the urban phase of the exercise
inconspicuously, it didn’t last very long!
There’s no reason an insurgent can’t have great hair
As was remarked many times over the course of the exercise, we
bought a huge amount to the party; indeed several members of Di-
recting Staff told us they’d never had such an engaged and enthusi-
astic CIVPOI’. Whether it was the simple-but—amorous farmer Mor-
ris Fidi (LCpl Morris) terrorising female Officer Cadets with his
lecherous advances, or the entire population chasing the hated and
corrupt Governor Shamzi (Lt Freeland) around town with chants
unrepeatable in this august publication, everybody fully embraced
their role and its attendant complications. Shuras were held (some
tame, some decidedly fiery), agreements reached and troubles
soothed (sort of). In the process, a great deal of fun was had by all.
We gave the Officer Cadets brilliant training value, and perhaps
also an insight into the ways of the ordinary soldier so far denied
to them in their very-stratified training at the Academy; this was
their final exercise and a short 3 weeks after ENDEX they would
be newly-minted ZLts with Troops and Platoons of their own,
Who wouldn’t want their first exposure to ‘real soldiers’ to be
9/12L Tprs carrying around stuffed farm animals? For our boys
as well it offered a fascinating and possibly cathartic opportunity
to observe hordes of novice officers in the throes of a challenging
exercise. Rarely in the field of human conflict have so many eye-
brows been raised at so many undone webbing-pouches.
As the sun rose on the Officer Cadets’ final attack (which had
featured Sgts Morrison and Stephens as extremely fetching
Burkha-clad informants), we were able to congratulate the al-
most-there OCdt Harnett as he proudly wore his 9/ 12L beret for
the very first time. We were also able to scavenge the leftovers of
his Champagne Breakfast. All in all, Ex DYNAMIC VICTORY
was a very positive experience all round — we showed the Regi-
ment in a good light to RMAS, we all enjoyed ourselves, and some
of us even learned how to properly throw an American Football.
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