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Regiment 9th/12th Lancers
Year 1985
Transcription THE 9TH/l2TH ROYAL LANCERS REGIMENTAL JOURNAL
And is There Honey still for Tea in Hasenwinkel
Strasse, Wolfenbuttel?
This article was destined to be written
in the year 1987 when it could just as
easily have been entitled “30 years on“
t . . , BUT because Anno Domini is
already showing signs of winning the
running battle I wage with itI I think its
got to be written NOW or it may never
be written at all!
So, what has changed in ‘the patch‘
since 1957'! l have a feeling that, the
9th/12th being the close knit family it
is. if one walks down the street and
names the occupants a few familiar
names might well merge . ,
in my day, the Quarters were
brand new, We had all been sitting
around in unpronounceable named
streets such as Kassenwrecken and
Umtgummerstrasse (or at least that’s
what they sounded likel) plugging
holes in the walls of our old
'requisitioned' houses and taking daily
trips to see how the builders were getting
on with the new Quarters — German
efficiency was putting them up pretty
quickly but, there were complicated
‘hold-ups’ caused by the inevitable
‘Service Specifications' demanding
more of the Contractor than he could
easily fulfil. For instance, it was
decreed that in the case of the semi
detached comparatively ‘junior’
officers Quarters on the right hand
side coming up from the main road.
there should be only one cellar between
two houses — this resulted in the
Contractor excavating one cellar per
house and then solemnly (and
quite laboriously) filling half of it in
again! There was almost a strike when
we heard rumours that there would
also be half an attic and authority
hastily bowed to the threatened wrath
of militant wives. The Contractor
beamed with relief when he found he
was not ging to have to fill in half an
attic per Quarter (and so did we).
Moving day came and, starting at
the bottom right hand side (from the
main road) the Richardsons, the
Kennards, the Arkwrights and the
Lewis’ were installed . . , There must
have been others but memory refuses
to disgorge any further names. Then
the LEFT or (should any of our Navy
friends for some wild and inexplicable
reason be reading this) the PORT side;
there were the Gilks, the Guest House,
The Brockbanks. the Hooks and at
the top in what I believe is now the
Commanding Officer's house, there
was the second»in-command — John
Wormald and family. The Moncktons,
for some reason I can‘t rememberI
continued to prop up the holes in their
original requisitioned house, but
Monckton presence on the patch was
maintained by Rosemary and
Christopher walking round each
morning to Monica Hook‘s
kindergarten school.
Great excitement and a certain
amount of illicit titillation was obtained
when it was discovered that the frosted
glass on the windows of the Port side
bathroom/lavatory windows had been
put in the wrong way round and for
several days Starboard was able to
watch in intimate detail the domestic
habits of Port side i . t the novelty
wore off and finally some public~
spirited soul told all; the windows
were hastily reversed,
Behind the Quarters there was (and
for all I know still is) a copse where the
young ‘children of the Regiment' loved
to visit to play Cowboys and lndians.
I well remember a night when the irate
wife of an SQMS was to be seen
dashing through the trees, brandishing
a hefty oak stick and chasing her brood
of six children who had failed to return
in time for bed . . . it was somewhat
like a rehearsal of the ride of the
Valkyries and Wagner would have
totally approved of the screams and
rumbles which accompanied her search
and ‘round up'. Especially because, as
she passed every one of our Quarters.
she sang out ‘Dreadfully sorry for
intruding‘.
Great excitement occurred when we
heard that the Duke and Duchess of
Windsor were likely to visit the
Regiment. If so. would be put up in
the Guest House on our patch?
Sadly, the visit never transpired so i
think the spectators at Hannover Races
finally had the full frontal view of any
expensive headgear which had been
purchased in anticipation.
As I write I realise that this heretical
description of ‘The Patch‘ is helping
me to recall memories of wonderfully
happy times . . . visits to the Harz
Mountains for fishing and bilberrying;
ballet and opera in Brunswick and a
famous Wives Club theatrical event-
which culminated in a horrified RSM
(who happened to be mounting the
guard at the time) looking up to see
several Regimental wives converging
on to the square dressed as Wolf Cubs!
There was nothing he could say even if
he had objected because, they were
closely followed by his own wife
dressed as a very provocative Girl
Guide . . .
This last reminiscence makes me realise
that nostalgia is taking me down a
dangerous road — dignity MUST be
maintained . . . 1 only hope, however,
that the present occupants of
Hasenwinkel Strasse will ultimately
collect as many happy memories as we
have of “having honey for tea".
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