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Regiment 9th/12th Lancers
Year 2005
Transcription 30 REGIMENTAL JOURNAL OF THE 9TH/12TH ROYAL LANCERS (PRINCE OF WALES’S)
under the watchful eye of Cpl Barrett and Sgt Henderson main-
tains the fleet availability
REME Spirit
In addition to the maintenance of kit, the LAD has engaged in
all of the other tasks expected of a teeth arm soldier. Sanger
duties, gate duties, top cover, escorts and route clearance tasks
have been typical over the past few months. To make all this
possible pressed men from 3RHA LAD, D Sqn Scots DG fitters
and 111 Pro Coy LAD have stood too to ensure the continued
through-flow of broken kit in, and fixed kit out. Seeing this
level of inter-unit co-operation gives confidence in REME sol-
diers being able to do their job, and make it work, no matter
what.
Secret
Sgt Phelps had managed to talk his way into the ES Coy, but
being top double secret, thankfully could not talk about any-
thing he had done, or indeed talk his way out of there. It would
appear that the grass was greener over there, but that was
because they had painted it. That said he still managed to
switch to permanent send for the rest of his activities on the rare
occasion he caught someone’s eye, or was given an empty ear.
The A Line
Meanwhile the A—Line has severely challenged Tiffy Walker’s
capacity to multi-task. Drinking tea and playing table tennis,
whilst sitting with feet up is a considerable feat. Cpl McIvor’s
selection for Class 1 training shocked all who had seen his tech-
nical product: more accurately it was unclear as to whether he had
technically produced anything. Cpl Allen’s selection for artificer
training came as no shock. An inability to listen, a fascination
with mind maps, and certain clumsiness around anything
mechanical coupled with an aversion to dirty hands, meant that
her tiffy potential was painfully obvious. Cfn Owen managed to
survive more than 2 weeks without receiving a black eye.
Recovery
Thankfully all recovery assets had been palmed off to the Palace
where their crews could happily dream of ‘a big job’ without
annoying the remainder of the LAD. Their location had been
selected as a result of painstaking study ofprevious tour tasking
logs, of an integrated assessment of the ground and threat, and
by the furthest distance from LAD Main. Sgt Jones showed
signs ofwithdrawal from the Hohne clique. He was missing the
evening showings of insipid sitcoms and missed the comfort of
the home for single sergeants, otherwise known as The Mess.
Foreign Legion Outposts
In the lap of luxury SSgt West, Sgt Amos, LCpl Lee and Cfn
Jackson were living life to the full. Basra Palaces marbled walls
provided a fine backdrop to B Sqn Ftrs palatial life style. ‘I
could get used to this’ said Cfn Jackson, reclining in his pool
lounger in the ornamental lake. Living the dream that is
TELIC.
At the limits of the Al Faw peninsula a particularly motley crew
of Lancers ably supportedby Cpl Davidson and Cfn Young held
this remote fort from all comers. Rumours of going native were
rife and the small confines of the base had had a detrimental
effect on the mind of Cfn Young. Deeply inquisitive, he won-
dered what the paint was made of on tracer rounds that made
them glow as they flew. Deeply worrying.
Promotion
Shock news came with the selection for promotion ofon Baker,
Cfn Young, Cfn Ward and Cfn Winfield. It would appear that
Cfn Baker had asked Santa for a pair ofshoulders for Christmas:
he mis-heard, thought he said soldiers and promoted him. Cfn
Young used the family connection, and Cfn Winfield, despite
clearly being a mistake, was promoted anyway. Cfn Ward’s
stripe was found in a box ofWeetabix by the CO.
Adventurous Tram/Hg #7 Spam,
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