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Regiment 9th/12th Lancers
Year 1986
Transcription The Coal Hole
it came as quite a shock to be given
fourteen days nou'oe to report to some-
thing called Headquarters Allied Forces
Central Europe (AFCENT), in a place
called Brunssum in Ihe Netherlands.
The Adjutant quickly volunteered the
(act that this was the place where you
bought the cheapest Lax free cars. and
that he thought HQ AFCENT was a
coal mine with an enormous tower next
THE 9TH/IZTH ROYAL LANCERS REGIMENTAL JOURNAL
door to the garage. He subsequently
proved right on both counts. With some
trepidation I reported for work at the
mine on the appointed day fully expect-
ing to disappear underground to work
in some bomb proof bunker — why else
would the Headquarters be in a coal
mine. Much to my relief I discovered
that l was to be a surface worker on the
day shift, running the outer office of a
very senior UK airman. As a good rec-
onnaissance soldier I soon established
that the Commander in Chief BAOR,
otherwise known as Commander Nor-
thern Army Group, was one of the out-
stations on the forward net and that
the rear link was the Supreme Allied
Commander Europe. So far so good,
but it took only a moment longer to
realise that I had travelled from the
front to hack in more ways than one.
Only seven hours on the road pulling a
trailer full of bicycles. garden imple-
ments and the family rabbit but a much
bigger mental step. Gone for ever were
the happy days and the relatively simple
life of the Regiment. l was, but quick.
going to have to learn what went on in
the big wide world.
sifting through the enormous pile of
welcoming "buml" l dimvued that in
war my Commander in Chief would
command everything on the face of the
earth. and in the air above it. from the
Elbe to the Austrian border. This could
amount to some two and a half million
men and over two thousand aeroplanes.
To my surprise people in the Head
quarters appeared to talk with con—
fidence about mo zero options. mutual
balanced force reductions and other
high falluting subjects. But even more
impressively they did it effortlessly in
English. Not too diffith for the Brits
and Americans but a mighty challenge
for Germans. French, Dutch and Bel-
gians. I just wondered how many of us
would be able to talk and write with
authority about the finer points of
flexible response in German
Thinking that my exercise days were
now behind me it came as quite a shock
to be woken at three in the morning
and told that Active Edge was effective
from ......... The nearer you are to
SHAPE the quicker the mmage reaches
your 0" to the field we went, male and
female. wearing a myriad of uniforms
but still speaking English. The banks
of telephones and row of television
screens were most impressive; there is
nothing so vulgar as a radio at this
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