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Regiment 9th/12th Lancers
Year 1986
Transcription THE 9TH/ 12TH ROYAL LANCERS REGIMENTAI. JOURN -\l.
The Grenadier Guards — A Firm Attachment?
The Regiment has established a link
with the 2nd Battalion Grenadier Guards
and Capts Monckton and Martin have
both been attached to No. l Coy as
ZIC's in the last eighteen months. Capt
Monckton spent six months in Belize
and Capt Martin is currently in North-
ern Ireland.
Belize
Bdng transposed from the fast moving
life of a Reece Regiment on exercise on
the North German Plain to the slower
pace of an Infantry Battalion working
in the Central American Jungle proved
a rewarding and interesting change.
Leaving the relative comforts of my
Scimitar behind was harder than I
thought as I found myself struggling
over Yorkshire Dales and Thetford
fields during pre-Belize training with
what seemed a totally unreasonable
weight on my back. However all was
put to good use in Belize.
No l Coy were in Salamanca Camp.
an independent coy location which
nestled in the jungle foothills of the
Maya Mountains. The locals were poor
Mayan Indians who survived on the age
old slash and burn farming technique,
Our job was to deter the Guatemalars
from staking their claim in Belize by
mans of patrols and OP’s. As company
ops officer I briefed and debriefed all
patrols but the only sightings were of
Fer-de-lance snakes. tarantulas and a
pair of green eyes. I also organised the
R and R for the company and I despat»
ched people to the Bahamas. Costa
Rica. Mexico and the United States.
Some guardsmen even stayed on the
caye- of Belize. During my last month
I was despatched into the Bibul river
area to help organise the Battalion
Patrol Competition. I became an expert
on the jungle ambush and was amused
. when the competition was won by an
attached Coldstream Guards platoon.
In my last week I organised and ran
in a Marathon. This was in aid of the
local Medical Centre and raised [1300.
Sadly I only completed 18 miles but the
temperature was over IOO"FI
Belize was a fascinating change from
Germany and the Guards were a fasc-
inating change from the cavalry.
A Dictionary for Attached Personnel
a Cavalrymana view of Grenadier
Termlnology
BAG — Report. Reprimand. Generally
take round the corner and beat up.
Normally happens to Junior Guards»
man.
BUNK — Office. Not a bed where two
people sleep. one on top of the other.
COMMANDING OFFICER'S INSP-
ECTION — As Easter is for Christians
— the most important day of the
year.
CREDIT — Award for being good.
Like giving a dog a bone.
DETAIL — Orders. Routine. Import-
ant information on such subjects as
how to tie your boot laces.
DIRTY BEDSPACE — Untidy bed.
clothes etc. A serious crime almost
worthy of a Court Martial.
GRENADE —- (I) A Regimental Mag-
azine. (2) Brass Grenade — the Regi-
mental Cap Badge. (3) Black Grenade
— the tactical Regimental Cap Badge.
Not used in Belize because it does
not need ‘Brasso‘ to clean it.
LANCE SERGEAN‘I — Corporal. A
traditional rank that has nothing to
do with that superior weapon the
lance.
MEMORANDA — A fast moving
affair by which misdemeanours are
dealt with. It involves much shouting
and stamping of feet as in Trivial
Pursuits.
PAINT — Substance used in great
quantity for covering blemishes and
passing idle moments as in 'If in
doubt. paint it'. As vital as money is
to a bank.
PICQUET OFFICER — Duty/Orderly
Officer nothing to do with 'Roll it
Flick it‘.
SIR — (I) Yes (2)No (3) Perhaps (4)
Anybody from the rank at Colour
Sergeant to Field Marshal depending
on your own rank.
ALCM
NORTHERN IRELAND
The mechanics of my attachment to
the Second Battalion Grenadier Guards
were extremely complicated and very
open ended. Suffice to say that. a good
many inter-adjutantal telephone calls.
and some degree of lateral thinking
later. I took up the post of Second in
Command. Number One Company.
Second Battalion Grenadier Guards
(they hate abbreviationsl). Fortunately.
I was treading in the footsteps of Anth-
ony Monckton. who had. during his six
months with the same company in
Belize the previous winter. done much
to persuade the Grenadiers that al-
though cavalry officers arc a different
breed, they are not necessarily beyond
salvation
certainly my first few hours with the
Battalion would have tested the nerves
of most. To the accompaniment of a
barrage of stentorian commands from
the drill square (all too reminiscent of
Sandhurst daysl). l was marched into
the Adjutant's office to be welcomed.
and to be briefed on the likes. dislikes.
customs. foibles. and idiosyncracies of
the Grenadiers. With my mind awash
with such vital matters as Colours.
Memoranda, and their penchant for
calling everyone in sight “Sir“. I was
taken off to be isued with that dreaded
symbol of infanteenng. the army hergen!
My worst fears. I felt sure. were about
to he realized. Fortunately, I have yet
to use the bergen in anger.
Things were not. however, to he as I
was beginning to fear they might turn
out. I was made extremely welcome of
Number One Company in particular.
Unfortunately it soon became apparent
that the time I was to spend in London
was going to be a great deal less than I
had anticipated. I did, however. become
familiar with a number of the further
— flung training camps in England and
Wales. In the end. after three and a half
months of training, I had been to seven
different camps and spent only seven
weeks in London. I had even spent my
birthday on exercise in Sennybridge.
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