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Regiment 9th/12th Lancers
Year 1986
Transcription through the brick wall at the back of
the hanger, and, among much satis-
'ng reading of bricks mortar and
timber, were attached to the non star-
;ters and towed them out backwards.
‘The space to take them out forward
was too narrow and the fire by that
.time was white hot,
About the same time a number of
German We engines arrived with much
modern equipment. but to little avail.
All of Detmold were washing or bathing
and each of the ten hoses produced a
’trickle that would have disgraced a
:mouse caught short! So the “feurchef”
(Ind I took off at a gallop towards the
winning pool (officially known as the
“‘reserve water supply in case of fire”)
Alas the poor man ran out of puff
before we had gone fifty metres. He was
not exactly fit and collapsed in the
'eookhouse. Luckily his deputy was
more active and the supply was con-
nected, but it was quite some time be»
lore the fire was got under control.
Late that afternoon a transporter
had arrived to take one of my tanks to
have a new engine fitted in REME
workshops As, at that time, there was
r minor political flap on, every tank
was loaded with ammunition. It was in
the hangar that had caught fire and
unfortunately I had told my SQMS to
leave the ammunition on the floor “As
it will be quite safe until morning when
the ammunitition dump will be open”!
So there were some 70 rounds of I7
pounder lying on the floor of the burn-
ing building. Many of the cases exploded
ll'ld bits of brass case were found many
hundred yards away from the hanger in
the morning. Two of the high explosive
shells detonated. These pyrotechnics
caused a rapid reduction in the number
of spectators. and gave me a much bet-
ter view, as a two inch hole appeared
u eye level in the door behind which I
lures sheltering from the heat, It was
Ihus pretty exciting for a while and we
were lucky not to have had anyone
hut.
THE VTH/lZTH ROYAL LANCERS REGIMENTAL JOURNAL
By 9 pm. the fire was damped down
and each tank was full of water, for
we had put out the fires in them by
sticking a hose in the turret and when
the water appeared at the driver's hatch
we went on to the hunt On counting the
surviviors we discovered we were one
tank short, We found the driver stand-
ing by his tank three miles down the
road towards the local training area.
When asked why he was there he replied
”Well you told me to take the f.
thing out of the f ...... way. so I f, ..
well did.“ There was really no answer to
thisl
We got back to the Mess tired, wet,
dirty and thirsty. l was told that the
chief military detective of BAOR wan-
ted to see me. I said "Have a drink?."
He replied ”I must warn you that any
thing you say will be taken down and
may be used in evidence etc". I said
"My first words will he — get me a
whisky and soda please and ask two
officers to escort this bastard from the
barracks.” He rapidly became more
co~operative, and after a while began
to believe that 1 had not personally lit
the fire.
The next day my popularity reached
an all time high. Every officer who had
lost anything during the past year either
telephoned, or came to see me. The
theme went — “0h John. you do rc-
member I put a typewriter — battery
— dozen pairs of overalls —— a pair of
binoculars — or something — on that
technical stores lorry don’t you?“ I
remembered much, but not all for the
lorry would have burst at the seams.
and no self-respecting court of enquiry
could have stomached it!
The Army Fire Service was quite
convinced that the fire was caused by
a soldier smoking. but they were wrong
for the very thorough investigation by
the German Police found otherwise. A
very small and very painstaking forensic
scientist from Hamburg spent several
days ferreting around the debris and
proved absolutely that the fire was
caused by arson. The copper pipe from
the petrol tank to the petrol pump of
each lorry was in two pieces joined by a
brass union. On two of the six lorries
this union was missing: on the other
four the union was melted, so intense
had been the heat. The two had been
unscrewed and petrol had been syph-
oued from the petrol tanks onto the
floor. it had also been poured down the
turrets of three of the tanks. The adju-
tant discovered that our head German
groom had tried to bribe the timekeeper
to book him out of the barracks an hour
earlier than he had actually left, All the
evidence against him was circumstantial
which is not admissible under German
law, so he was never prosecuted. He
committed suicide some weeks later, so
perhaps justice was more than done.
The bill came to £225.164.16,8d or
[125166.66 in decimal money. This was
sent to me with a polite request that I
pay. Alas I could not, but by the time
the Court of Enquiry had absolved the
Regiment from all blame — and after a
lot of cunning work by Edward Donnley
the Quartermaster, the Army was saris»
fied by my paying for — l “Broom’s
Bass" and 1 “Pumps Stirrup“ — which
articles were unfortunately omitted
from the list of equipment that had
been burnt. I could afford that for the
cost was 58p, Thank God for
Quartermasters!
JWR
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